{"product_id":"mug-phoque-you","title":"Phoque You Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe mug that says out loud what you're thinking quietly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA deadpan seal, two unmistakable fingers and a pun that lands: « Je vous présente le phoque You ! » In French, \u003cem\u003ephoque\u003c\/em\u003e means “seal” — and it sounds exactly like the English word you think it does. Keeping a straight face over your morning coffee is not an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for the friend who lives permanently in sarcasm, the colleague who is definitely not a morning person, or for yourself on days when patience runs short.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eAn unapologetic French pun\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePhotorealistic artwork with bold colours\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eA gift idea guaranteed to get a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTongue-in-cheek humour — best given to someone who will appreciate it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 330 ml\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9.7 cm high, 8 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/strong\u003e high-definition sublimation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e dishwasher safe; gentle washing keeps the design brighter for longer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e hot and cold drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalisation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer a mug with your own design? Click \u003ca href=\"\/en\/pages\/contact\"\u003eContact\u003c\/a\u003e and upload your artwork through our form (ideally in high definition, HD or 4K, for the best result) — we will come back to you to finalise your custom creation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePreparation 1 to 3 business days, then tracked shipping: 2 to 4 business days within mainland France (indicative total \u003cstrong\u003e3 to 7 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e, €5.50) or 7 to 14 business days for the rest of the European Union (indicative total \u003cstrong\u003e8 to 17 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e, €9.90). Details in our \u003ca href=\"\/en\/pages\/livraison\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PMW Iconic Trends Wear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48310251356349,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/6752\/0189\/files\/MugPhoqueYou.png?v=1787481144","url":"https:\/\/pmwiconic.com\/en\/products\/mug-phoque-you","provider":"PMW Iconic Trends Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}