Phoque You Mug

The mug that says out loud what you're thinking quietly.

A deadpan seal, two unmistakable fingers and a pun that lands: « Je vous présente le phoque You ! » In French, phoque means “seal” — and it sounds exactly like the English word you think it does. Keeping a straight face over your morning coffee is not an option.

The perfect gift for the friend who lives permanently in sarcasm, the colleague who is definitely not a morning person, or for yourself on days when patience runs short.

• An unapologetic French pun
• Photorealistic artwork with bold colours
• A gift idea guaranteed to get a laugh

Tongue-in-cheek humour — best given to someone who will appreciate it.

Specifications

• Material: ceramic
• Capacity: 330 ml
• Dimensions: 9.7 cm high, 8 cm diameter
• Printing: high-definition sublimation
• Care: dishwasher safe; gentle washing keeps the design brighter for longer
• Use: hot and cold drinks

Personalisation

Would you prefer a mug with your own design? Click Contact and upload your artwork through our form (ideally in high definition, HD or 4K, for the best result) — we will come back to you to finalise your custom creation.

Shipping

Preparation 1 to 3 business days, then tracked shipping: 2 to 4 business days within mainland France (indicative total 3 to 7 business days, €5.50) or 7 to 14 business days for the rest of the European Union (indicative total 8 to 17 business days, €9.90). Details in our shipping policy.